"love" your "god"

andrew_cooney @ 2009-12-24T00:41:00

2009-12-24T05:41:25Z

Imagine, for a moment, the average Afghan citizen 700 years from now, in a future where the Taliban is still relevant in their society.

Now, consider what it means to be a Catholic today.

Just another reason to hate white people.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-11-06T09:34:00

2009-11-06T14:34:09Z

Residual humor

2009-11-03T18:56:55Z

The correlation between when people stopped talking to me, and when I started asking everyone at parties to play chess with me.

New favorite band

2009-11-01T10:02:28Z

andrew_cooney @ 2009-10-20T01:24:00

2009-10-20T05:26:18Z

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andrew_cooney @ 2009-10-13T12:53:00

2009-10-13T17:06:43Z

Have I posted this video before? Perhaps. Should you watch it again? Certainly.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-09-29T13:51:00

2009-09-29T17:54:37Z

1-856-217-6769. It's a phone number.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-08-28T02:20:00

2009-08-28T06:24:51Z

Anyone who uses Firefox would be wise to read this page
http://cybernetnews.com/this-may-help-your-firefox-memory-leak/

Its news to me, and it cut my bloated, extension-loaded Firefox's memory usage in half on minimize. Already my computer feels five years younger.

Fuck you, iTunes and Winamp

2009-08-25T19:06:31Z

andrew_cooney @ 2009-07-29T02:13:00

2009-07-29T06:15:14Z

andrew_cooney @ 2009-07-14T09:21:00

2009-07-14T13:45:21Z

Dixon Bainbridge and Ned Smanks. Its fucking Mexico.

Writer's Block: Local Favorite

2009-06-19T12:53:43Z

What's your favorite thing to show out-of-town guests when they come to visit?

Submitted By mercyb

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My penis.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-06-02T04:20:00

2009-06-02T08:21:06Z

The Roots, TV on the Radio, Public Enemy, The Black Keys, Santogold, Kid Cudi, Busdriver, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, Asher Roth, King Britt, Santigold, DJ Cash Money, WrittenHouse and Dave P.

Roots Picnic. June 6th. 45 dollars. Aw shit.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-05-28T01:38:00

2009-05-28T05:42:18Z

Has anyone seen my leg? I last had it when I went swimming in the Delaware river. I can't seem to find it anywhere.

If found please call this number
609-923-2543

andrew_cooney @ 2009-05-18T11:55:00

2009-05-18T15:56:13Z

I've got about half of the new Mars Volta album if anybody wants it

andrew_cooney @ 2009-05-06T10:07:00

2009-05-06T15:16:14Z

Apparently Bret from Flight of the Conchords was in Lord of the Rings.

He played Figwit, the Elven escort.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-05-05T04:46:00

2009-05-05T09:24:54Z

Something about reading a book and finding the author using the same word excessively really irks me.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-04-30T09:25:00

2009-04-30T13:26:27Z

Oh, poison ivy
You make fishing trips worth it
Not that we caught shit

andrew_cooney @ 2009-04-27T04:43:00

2009-04-27T08:47:50Z

I don't know if anyone here uses Soulseek, but if not, you should. Its a nice alternative to Bittorrent that just provides a convenient way for friends to share music and other files quickly.

www.slsknet.org

My username is jaaamesmartin, just send a message and I'll add you to my friend list.
Don's is ripthesystem, same deal with him.

Maaaaaaan.....

2009-04-15T11:43:58Z

........this is a good song.

Click hear Cryptomnesia

2009-04-15T01:05:40Z

Anyone with a Waffles account interested in hearing Omar's latest album, here you go
https://www.waffles.fm/details.php?id=440592

andrew_cooney @ 2009-04-04T06:24:00

2009-04-04T10:31:31Z

New Omar Rodriguez-Lopez project. EL GRUPO NEUVO DE OMAR-RODRIGUEZ LOPEZ. Cryptomnesia I, their first album, due out May 5th, with a limited vinyl release on April 15th. Cedric sings on 8 of the 11 tracks, and says "fuck" a lot, and one song is titled "Fuck Your Mouth."

Also, TMV's fifth album, Octahedron will be released June 19th, and they will be touring this summer.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-03-26T18:18:00

2009-03-26T22:19:10Z

andrew_cooney @ 2009-03-21T19:35:00

2009-03-21T23:37:58Z

This is a scene from the movie Slam. Its got this guy in it. This guy is Saul Williams. In six days I'll be seeing him live with some friends. Great times ahead.

andrew_cooney @ 2009-03-20T06:56:00

2009-03-20T11:58:01Z

Frankly, I don't know why this version of the song wasn't included on the album.

In other news, the New Jersey Senate recently approved the NJ Compassionate Use Medical Marijuana Act bill S119. Now its companion bill, A804 is on the Assembly floor. If it passes Corzine said he'd sign it.

See? I did something!